orange vs purple chapter one:two islands

"Hey."briggins said"yeah?"craig replied"do you ever wonder wh.....?"briggins began to ask before craig cut him off"No i don't wonder why we're here!I never fucking wonder why we're here!all i know is that instead of being sent to fight aliens we were sent onto these two fucking islands!Fighting guy's in purple on that lower island over there!"craig said"Oh i get it!you're just pissy because i got a assault rifle and you got a shitty battle rifle!"briggins said"No!its just this is such bullshit and fubar,I can't even begin to describe how fucked up our situation is!"craig hissed"Look all i know is we built a orange base here because they built a purple base over there!and vice versa for them to us!So even if we were to find a fucking way outta here and they were to come take our base,they would have two island bases in the middle of nowhere,who gives a shit?!"briggins said"at least we get some trees and rocks behind our base,oh yeah what is it with the floating fucking bridges?!"craig asked"Honestly i don't know!it's one of life's great mysteries,kinda like god but different,i don't know but it sure as hell keeps me awake at night!"briggins said"Dude,what the actual fuck are you talking about?!"craig asked"Huh?"briggins said"And what was that stuff about god?"craig asked"Nothing!"briggins said"Do you want to talk about it?"craig asked"Nope!"briggins replied